PHILIPPINES 40,000: A parodyPHILIPPINES 40,000: A parody by ~nigellus
"It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than 20 years the Government of the Republic of the Philippines has sat immobile on the islands of the Philippines. It is the Master of Filipino-kind, by the will of the bishops, and master of a million fools by the might of it's inexhaustible yet sabaw entertainment channels. It is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with the idiocy of it's lawmakers from the Senate of the Philippines. It is propped up by the Filipino people, for whom a million voters vote every so often, so that it may never truly die.
Yet even In it's deathless state, the Philippine Government continues it's eternal foolishness. Libel laws now cross the meme-infested miasma of the Internet, the only truly free forum of the Filipino people, their way lit by Sen. Tito Sotto, the physical manifestation of the laws'unconstitutional retardation. Agencies tasked with the thankless task of watching the net give battle in his name on uncounted sites. Greatest amongst his soldiers is the